This is bad news for the neckbeard fiction industry.

U of Calgary's ginger beef was awesome, and much better than the Indian place they had in the late 90s where everything just tasted like salt pickle. All Calgary ginger beef is pretty good, though.

Maybe they exist in the U.S., I don't know. I assumed that salt and vinegar chips were not a thing down there, since they look at you like you have lobsters coming out of your ears when you ask for white vinegar for your fries.

How dare you. Obviously, the Skor blizzard is the CEO of blizzards.

Salt and (white) vinegar is probably the most popular flavoured potato chip in Manitoba, though the "all-dressed" chip deserves an honourable mention (this is a chip with a bit of every flavour on it, which is better than it sounds).

Next one is free, then

It was, but this is reverse Heathers, where the marginalized are the powerful, which raises the question of how they are marginalized but let them tell the story, dammit!

I am pleased that this brave show will finally tell the story of how difficult high school can be when you are attractive, athletic and heterosexual.

That picture is pretty terrifying. I mean, imagine if that creature were holding a briefcase.

ok. I was initially hoping for a "The den? May God have mercy on us all!", but I'm content to go with the cartoon bear angle.

what the hell kind of a bear are you then?

Your shoes are in the den.

If you want to be as silent as possible, isn't it better if there are loud sounds to drown you out? Brown noise, if you will.

I bet Batman's Segway would kick serious ass

Well, the important thing to remember with Stevie Nicks is butt cocaine, not that there's anything wrong with that

Huh. I always thought it was "Wad Wing Girl".

Zork?

The kerfuffle is in danger of devolving into a kerfuckle.

Late to the party, but I wanted to weigh in on this as I just watched it last night.

the red hot Billie Piper