"Hello…Fagin"

I am extremely whelmed

Law and Oliver: Special Orphans Unit

To distinguish it from the opera.

An egg? *shudders harder*

Gahhhh he drove a metal nail into concrete? *shudders*

"Swing low, sweet chariots" - Biden

Go back to Mexico!

Trump shuffle thread:

Now I have a mental image of Biden washing a Trans Am and singing "Dream Police" in jorts that are so short the pockets hang out like soft, white auxiliary scrotums.

is he rolling a cigarette made of miscellaneous ground crud at 1:24?

I know. I had to take a long wistful walk on the beach after typing it out.

*goes through drive-thru without bothering to change out of pajamas*

Sure it does…you just type in :-D and it autocorrects to an image of the flag of Norway. That's why people now say "Norway" sometimes to indicate amusement.

Not to brag, but I keep a spare fanny pack inside my primary fanny pack.

You all laughed at me for still using a BlackBerry, but he who doesn't explode laughs best.

I remember that the final telethon was quite a bit shorter—they even abridged the closing song to a more pithy "You'll Never Walk".

Ah Canadian public access tv. In Winnipeg, we had a show called Survival on public access whose cast included Guy Maddin, and let us never forget local musical juggernauts The Cosmopolitans—two elderly woman of Germanic descent whose raw, brutal howling inspired generations of death metal bands: https://www.youtube.c…

Ah wiyush ah wuz the full moon / shining off a formica table

I remember watching part of a Dennis Miller special once, which HOLY CHRIST NEVER AGAIN, just because I was curious if I could find someone funny if I fundamentally disagreed with them. From an outsider's perspective, Miller's conservative take-downs all come across as incredibly lazy—"how about [X liberal]? Christ,…