Duh da duh duh da fucking сunt

*relaxes under cigarette trees* what's a what now?

*blushes* um nothing. And I definitely didn't imagine you getting married by the Cigarette Deacon.

*googles "cigarette boat"* well that was disappointing

Now she funny too

In context, he's talking about Clinton appointing judges, so she's already won the election in his scenario. At that point, yes only a gun nut could stop her. Or, you know, the Senate.

This is why we agreed to the NADIA, or North American Dry Ice Agreement, in the first place.

[movie trailer announcer] "This summer…if you think you know James Bond…FUCK YOU!"

"Professor, without knowing anything about Hijuelos' medical history, would you say that the strain of completing the manuscript was definitely what killed him?"

billy boy: goddammit Core, you need to read all the way down before you just barge in like a marauding Swede and make a…

How in the sweet fancy shit has Goodman never even been nominated for an Oscar? He should have won for best supporting actor in Barton Fink. Fuck you, 1991! *googles 1991 winner* Oh, actually Pesci was pretty good in Goodfellas (which is to say, he amused me). Carry on, 1991!

♫ Because you're mine…I snort the line ♫

Tagline: this summer, let Jesus' s rod comfort you in your time of need.

You know, people knock crack all the time, but I'm telling you, ever since I started the Jenny Crack diet the pounds are literally just flying WHO THE FUCK IS OUT THERE? *peers between slats of venetian blind, starts sorting through the gravel on the floor looking for the rock he believes he dropped*

Dikachu D.C.: "I had an appointment with Scrawler, and in this town the only reason to keep anyone waiting is any reason at all. Back in South Carolina, we had a little saying: just because a milk-white cat is born in a barn on the fourth of Joo-lie doesn't mean anyone is going to have the time to salute momma's…

He's like a child who wanders into the middle of the movie and wants to know…

You have simultaneous, conflicting feelings about Whovian's response?

I thought the prefatory "Dude" carried a hint of exasperation, but then I come from a far away land where "dude" and "buddy" are typically reserved for people who have behaved stupidly.

Our Canadian seed catalogues promise us

Only *who* can prevent forest fires?