What about a detective show where the cops are ghosts, and they know immediately who's guilty because they have that omniscience that cop ghosts of a certain age get? The twist is that no one can hear them patiently explaining how the murder happened, because they are ghosts. I mean, sometimes people might catch the…

Sometimes a comment is so nice, you have to make it twice!

What's being forgiven? Was I supposed to be holding a grudge against southside sam?

David X. Machina

*head droops guiltily, like an old man's cock after a lemonparty*

Swing low, geriatric cock
Comin' on Mindy Cohn…

That market bottomed out.

Sneakers without socks is just asking for sour, unsexy foot odor. There's a guy at my gym who runs without socks in those toe-sneakers, and the stank that emanates from them would make you lose your accent. EDIT: ah, I didn't notice the adjective "white", sorry.

Well he says in parentheses that there's at least a correlation, implying that one didn't necessarily cause the other. People can live vicariously through rom coms or clever comedies or porn, and those same movies/shows can end up feeding our (possibly pre-existing) delusions of what a healthy…

I'm with @Enkidum:disqus, but then I don't really know the names of any porn stars. If I were to watch porn (*eyes dart back and forth suspiciously, listens for sound of girlfriend's footsteps*) I'd probably just go for whatever pops up on pornhub after I type in "late night dwarf tax squirter nun". Side note: I…

I loved the fact that Mel Brooks had clearly never seen Seinfeld's act (or if he had seen it, he didn't remember it).

Linguo may have been being dead.

Johnny Deformed?

Annexed by the Chinese? Say it won't be so, Asian Bastard!

There's an old witch in the books called Maggy the Frog.

I guess this is what it sounds like…when dorks cry.

Having the nickname "the Frog" probably isn't as glamorous as it sounds.

I hope you're not including me among the rabble, sir. I was legitimately asking for your thoughts. I know people can sometimes ask questions as a way of using the Socratic method to get people to admit that they're jerks, but that wasn't what I was going for in that case.

That's true, provided the ox had several debilitating health problems, including a painful hip replacement and severe cirrhosis.

NO PUSHY FATASSES