I would fly out, but the scented hand towels in my private jet are covered in schmutz.

The ends are always the same: jails, institutions and diabeetus!

Kill…wealthy…dowager

Wow, that may be the most nihilistic thing I've ever seen. I laughed, sure, but what's that laugh gonna cost me?

That's a good question. It could be just the power one experiences from meeting, helping and being helped by other cookie addicts—experiencing that sense of unconditional love that we long for from our absent and idealized cookie monster mothers. It could be the memory of Cookie Monster's grandmother, who would…

The first step is admitting that you are powerless over cookies.

That's an incredibly well-reasoned response, Adele.

I have one of those brains where nothing ever seems like enough. Why have one shot of tequila when you can have 15? Not surprisingly, this has led to some serious substance addiction problems in my life. That addiction can also be fed by process addictions—the same dopamine rush that I got from drugs is obtained by…

I'm confused. What are we getting again? Hello? *presses down on cradle for his rotary phone*

Now you should say "oh and by the way middle age starts at 30, if I generously assume that I'll live to be 90". That way, you'll be mathematically correct and you'll make people feel old!

That's unfair—some of us bears pay our bear taxes. I mean, we can't all just sit around, mooching honey and eating that delicious Timothy Treadwell.

I salute the guy for following through with this fucking mad idea.

http://en.wikisource.org/wi…

Sometimes you rim the walrus; sometimes the walrus rims you.

You say "dead-eyed nightmare bear" like it's a bad thing.

I don't understand this news. If I made a cd on my own label and then shot a video of myself to promote that cd, would youtube prevent me from uploading that video?

I used to use dogpile, which searched a number of smaller search engines. It still exists, though it only searches google and yahoo now, probably because that's all that's left.

*billy boy walks away slowly, wiping a tear from his eye, while "Yakity Sax" plays gently, gently*

At least they gave the world the phrase "two gore-encrusted tusks up".

I take your points re The Sopranos. There are definitely elements of the show that created (perhaps unrealistically) high expectations in people, including the casting of Steve Buscemi.