What makes it seem desperate to be held in that regard?

"I am Walrus Rimjob and I approved this comment, nuttsuckerz!"

Good actor, terrible human being.

Still to be determined, according to Wikipedia. I couldn't find a premiere date either.

"Everybody" = noted youtube commenter (and A7X fan) Walrus Rimjob?

Nice day for a…red rascal.

"If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you?"
"Pepsi?"
"Partial credit!"

Oh Cressida, enough with the coy hints about the fact that your name is Arabella. Just admit that your name is Guinivere, Portia!

There was an American human female named Ura Belcher. I saw her on "Real People", back in the way back. I suspect her parents were jerks.

That's German for "one poor bastard".

Of course Fox hasn't scheduled it—it's a Nutflix original series. *John Oliver arrives and kicks billy boy in the balls*

This one weird trick will instantly destroy your faith in humanity!

"Dad, where did you and mommy come up with my name?"
"We decided to choose a name based on your place of conception. Why do you ask, Route 11 Bus Shelter?"

I don't hate him, but I do deny him my essence.

But Constant Comment is the official tea of the A.V. Club!

Well folks, I'm perspicacious 3% of the time, so it goes without saying that I'm an oblivious idiot the other 97% of the time.

I am—so I got that going for me too!

Zuh? It's just speculation based on last night's episode.

Well at least the CGI and compositing is vastly improved over season 2. I remember the scene in which Dany burns the warlock as being particularly crummy looking (compared to the effects this season).

This is off-topic, but the episode's scenes with Dany's dragons coupled with Bran meeting Treebeardo made me think that Bran's going to be able to control Drogon and thus help win the war (hence the reference to Bran flying). The possibility never occurred to me when I read the books, even though that line's also in…