I imagine it's taking him a lot of time to read the various popular theories on how the books will end & change his books accordingly, to subvert those theories. By the time he's finished, it'll be nothing but fucking Corbrays, because no one expects the Corbrays. Oh shit, I've said too much…

He seems more indifferent than objective to me, which I support. "Watch it, I guess" - I loved that line.

"We're done learning when I SAY we're done learning."

You like ice cream? Well here's a bag of rock salt!

You are also excellent, Mr. Pants a.k.a. Cooking With Hannibal. I was wondering what had happened to you, and what recipe you had used to eat BonerTime.

He's not fat—he's just disgusting-boned!

Oh well—better luck next time, Vincent Kartheiser!

Gentle Herpes died of an overdose of snappy antics. And smack.

Ferlin, you are consistently fantastic. I salute you.

I don't like the looks of those teenagers!

The Chiropractor of Notre Dame

Yes, like in that Werner Herzog documentary, "Bears: The Jerks of the Forest".

Dumbo 2: Dumbo & Dumboer

Twitter is a great source of free comedy. The majority of tweets are dull and narcissistic (e.g. "I'm going for a walk! #roundbutt"), but some writers are excellent at crafting a joke with 140 characters or less. That's how I use my Twitter account, though the excellence of my jokes is debatable.

clear winner!

Needs more meowbell!

Father? I want to kill you. Mother? I would like to sample your hoo-ha.

Yep, the smart money's on an elderly and incredibly foul-mouthed Ian McShane. "That fucking sixth shakra can suck my psychic cock!" (Or whatever it was Dr. Strange did—I never read that comic)

"Mmm…capons" - George R.R. Martin

Yeah, but the pornographic version they made in 1985 is best forgotten. The title was… [billy boy dies of cancer before he can make the joke]