I can't stand cancer movies—too much cancer, not enough yes I cancer.

"Tell me what it was like to lay with Ygritte, Jon Snow."

Stannis is currently poring over the map on his placemat at Pancakes House.

Why would they bring Stannis in already? The books have the fight on one side of the wall end first, then there's a pause and then the long siege before Jon goes out to treat with Mance. Or at least that's how I remember it. By sending Jon out right away, they're actually skipping ahead quite a bit (I thought, and…

I used to post on that board back around season 6 and 7, when I was just a puppybearman. There was a chap named Matthew Kurth who tried to rule that particular roost. He was of the opinion that the show had lost its way in season 4 or 5, becoming too comedic and losing its heart. The original vision of the show was…

"My, how lovely the cherry blossoms are this year, son. Oh look: this one's late. I bet when it blooms, it'll be a fucking idiot."

All-one! All-one! All…holy fuck it burns! (I actually like that stuff—vapo rub would be much, much worse)

True story: my learned friend Daniel once thought Vapo Rub would be a good lube for masturbating. You know—add a bit of zest and such. Apparently it was good for five seconds, then he was screaming and trying to wash his dick in the sink.

You guys are overthinking this. The obvious answer is a raspberry jambuster. Allow me to demonstrate. See how the raspberry seeds act as a natural exfoliant, giving my penis a healthy, youthful AAAGH IT BURNS

O'Neal: "I know."

So THAT's why my toilet water keeps sending me death threats.

That's a great point. It's funny/tragic that Louie could take them down by railing at them, but he just loses his bottle. It reminds me a little of a French-Canadian film named Leolo (which is really good)—the older brother gets bullied as a kid so lifts weights constantly for years. When he later encounters the…

I hear what you're saying, though Louie's broken out of that recently. Not sure if you've seen the more recent ones, so I don't want to spoil anything, but he definitely gets confrontational with Pamela Adlon.

Yeah, but Seinfeld would never spend 10 minutes having George and, say, a niece trying to get away from some creepy guys in Halloween masks.

Is the legend correct? Are they luminous, tucked away in his boxer briefs like fiery twin suns? Do their rays piece through all bullshit and expose the sludgy goo of truth? Did you need to wear an arc-welding helmet to gaze upon their blazing, no-guff-taking intensity? Did they smell like late-blooming cherry…

If God didn't want us to do heroin, he (*billy boy falls asleep*)

Loyalists?

I don't think I'd categorize Louie as a sitcom. Sure, it's a comedy, based on persons finding themselves in situations (as people are wont to do), but to me it seems like it needs its own genre—one that can have dark episodes that aren't trying to make you laugh, and very impressionistic episodes. I'm not trying to…

In his defence, those blintzes were terrible.

I'm not usually a big fan of practical jokes, but this is fucking fantastic.