And that young man…whom nobody liked…grew up to be…Prime Minister Walrus Rimjob.

Goring the path to freedom!

It's important for historical context, because Saul was the originator of the term "gleaming the cube". And tae bo! (*starts punching and kicking air*)

Is the nose tape a clue to the timeline, or is it a metaphor for the spiritual nose tape within all of us?

I'm here if anyone wants me to dandle them on my knee and tell them stories of the olden days.

♫ And then Rob Schneider / He came inside her / He's makin' herpes! Another season / Another reason / For makin' herpes ♫

We already know about your Wilfred Brimley dreams, Pipe. We can't help you.

I think we can safely assume that Mr. O'Neal paused for a high-five from god after finding that picture.

Mr. Waits, I presume?

Blaaa(*notices black person is listening*)aafrican-American

We need some kind of self-appointed ambassador of all black people on this site to answer such queries—any volunteers?

The problem with the term "African-American" is that people mean "person of darker skin tone". There are lots of pasty white Africans in places like South Africa—if one of them moved to the U.S., I doubt they'd be called an African-American.

♫ We own the world, we own your children… ♫

Louie C.K.: "Huh. I don't remember doing this."

*applauds without irony*

Very few teenagers are born these days—it's a terrible strain on their mothers' vaginas.

I thought Derek was pretty good, actually. The guy who plays Kev was particularly fantastic this season.

Will this affect the Pirate Bay website at all? Asking for a friend.

This is bad news for the psilocybin mushroom industry.

Welcome back, Mr. O'Neal.