Last supper theatre.

Cuz IIIIIII, wanna be, a Nazarene

I think they should use some of the plots from the early comics instead of the frequently lame ones they use now.

No, but you are OF the game.

Black Annie couldn't sing, bam ba lam
We were scared to say a thing, bam ba lam
So we got the autotune, bam ba lam
Now she sounds like robot doom, bam ba lam

Long may your yellow, uncircumcised penis-face haunt our brains like the lingering smell of cooked cabbage.

Gone to Indiana. Prospects of return are marginal at best.

Without Tom Waits, who's going to fill that hole in your heart labelled "songs about German dwarfs dancing with butchers' sons?" Bone Machine and Rain Dogs are among my all-time favourite albums, but they're not for everyone.

I haven't read the books since high school, back in dickity-six, but my old beater used to have a cassette player and I had the original radio series on tape. It's pretty fantastic if you like dry, absurdist British humour.

My problem with BoB is that it justified all those horrible siren-with-laryngitis Dylan impersonations that people do. He resurrected that voice/style again in the mid-1980s, but then I think he was just trying to give people what they wanted. Dylan is actually a pretty good singer, or he was before he blew out his…

Yes. Yes you can.

I love "Is the Actor Happy?" more than most things.

I see Sabbath as more of a Christian band, back in the early days. If they sang about the devil, it was in a Christian context. "Can it be that you're afraid / of what your friends might say / If they knew that you believed in god above?" and so forth.

You could vastly improve "Civil War" by cutting Axl's inanely obvious "what so civil about war, anyway?" line. Leave the Dylanosity to Dylan, Axl.

The only thing I ever heard by them was "Life's What You Make It". Fantasic song and video from my yoot, though I was too metal to listen to it outside of video shows. Odd thing about the 1980s: we tended to watch entire shows of music videos, even if we didn't like about 90% of it. Generous times.

that's what I was implying, yes. well done!

you're doing god's work, you filthy cannibal heathen.

From some guy on the internet, noted historian: "When Roman men gave testimony, they held their testicles in their hand, for they regarded them as sacred. This custom is mentioned in the Old Testament. In the King James translation, the passage reads, "And Abraham said: 'unto his eldest servant of his house… Put, I…

Dictionary fight!!!

I've always felt that Hamlet ought to be rastafied by 10%.