They tried to keep the results under wraps, but there was a leak.

No matter how much you dab and dance
The last two drops always go in your pants

He's revolutionizing deliciosity!

That was never pee-er reviewed!

The one weird trick that will help you keep burrito ooze off your crotch!

This was reported in the news months ago! Scientists have since moved on to the more pressing issue of figuring out the optimal number of times to shake a penis after urinating.

You're right, of course. For filmmakers or showrunners, it's also a easy way to create a protagonist and antagonist. It's a sign that the world is improving that homophobics or racists are used as antagonists, and it's not something I take lightly. It's easy to become jaded and roll my eyes whenever there's a new…

That's the idea, yes.

"I'm sorry, CEO of Tits, but we've decided to go in a different erection."

But you hardly know Poehler!

spoof-read?

Spider Gent, Spider Gent
Loves to pick some fruit in Kent
Sends his friends warm regards
Does odd jobs for Scotland Yard
Oh dear! Here comes the Spider Gent

Greek Wedding 2: O Souvlaki Man!

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2: Gyro of the Federation

WHERE'S PANCAKES HOUSE?

El Dan, we just need you to move your desk back a little bit to make room for these boxes. If you could just do that before your lunch break that'd be great.

Or there were several Cera clones throughout history. *puts thumbs in suspenders* Now I'm not saying he's part of an underground mole people conspiracy or nuthin', but it seems to me like we got ourselves an underground mole people conspiracy!

Or they could do the same scene, but sped up and with "Yakity Sax" playing.

We will, we will, cash in on your outtakes.

I was at the big art museum in Chicago last summer, and a very high percentage of the male subjects in ancient Greek sculpture and early European art look like Michael Cera. They definitely loved the weak chin back then.