Nothing beats the hobo life
Stabbing folks with my hobo knife;
I gouge them…

I am tired of these remarks about my giant man hands. The first such incident occurred…

OVER THE LINE! Mark it a zero.

Yeah, my wifeish regularly says "yes yes, it's all a rich tapestry" or the always hilarious (to me) "You always say that—I want to take a chance!" I'm a lucky man.

You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going…(*stands up and points*)…PRISON!

Books: if you've read and loved anything by Flann O'Brien, then you are of billy boy's people
TV: Black Books, and of course the first ten or so seasons of The Simpsons
Movies: The Big Lebowski
Music: Bob Dylan's early 1990s solo acoustic albums—I'm not saying they're his best work, but to me it's a good sign if you…

He's kicking it old school!

One of my favourite line readings from the Simpsons is "Five dollars? Get outta here…"

Ah fuckin hate Floridee. Take the most radge, inbred shitey state ye kin fuckin well imagine, multiply it by a thoosind, and yer still naewhere near it.

I would avoid watching his video for "God Rest Ye Hairy Gentlemen" if I were you.

He came upon a midnight clear?

You, sir or madam, are a fucking treasure.

There's a bit of room in my heart for Bob Dylan singing "The Little Drummer Boy" and "Must Be Santa". Well, it's really more of a utility closet. I would be pleased, however, if I never had to hear any songs about Rudolph, ever. EVER.

I plead Canadian. Sorry.

The artists are hatless, repeat, hatless!

Normally I don't make fun of people's appearance, but considering the amount of jokes Family Guy has made over the years about celebrities' faces, I will allow myself to say: this man has oddly tiny eyes. They're banjo-duel tiny.

The apocalyptic event or the Toronto basketball team?

Truly, it is a million dollar Hamm.

Yes, and the little dick-shake at the end was the perfect capper. I love that show & hope it continues for approximately forever.

Well there's no way for me to emerge from this thread without my head reeking of my own ass. Still, I'm not averse to people exploring why they love the things they love, as long as it's not written pedantically.