Maksimovas: "I know I should stop him, but I'm too paralyzed with rage…and Slavic rhythms!"

All right. I could've sworn that the A.V. Club has done that before with movies, as an AVQ&A, but I'm easily confused and prone to wrongness.

From @thejoshpatten on Twitter: "Casey's safe. So I guess this means it's…*puts on sunglasses*…Kasem closed."

No, and I'm only half-serious. I hope they do one of those "here's what we're actually looking forward to, to give us strength to navigate a cold and desolate universe" sort of articles.

(*shudders with the memory; wipes self off with Kleenex*)

True, but being incomparably lazy I want them to synthesize the recommendations from all 16 newswires this week into one neat little package for me. Because I feel they owe me.

Goddammit a.v. club, just tell me what to watch!

Long overdue.

Well folks, when you're perspicacious 12% of the time, you're an oblivious idiot the other 63% of the time.

Wasn't that Paul Harvey's tagline?

Downvoted for using the verb "caterwauling" ten minutes before I did.

R.L. Burnside's favourite drink was Old Granddad and tomato juice, which he called a "bloody motherfucker". The more you know!

Yeah, you have to be a songwriter on par with Will Sheff of Okkervil River to make me sit through that particular brand of goddamn caterwauling.

Canadians had that too (or, as we prefer to be called, Brit Lites). I know an 89-year-old navy vet who saw the German fleet surrender. The daily rum ration was about 2 ounces and was referred to as "a tot".

Oh, you just call it that because it was founded by a cow.

I was saying boo-crossover.

My brain hurts from the phrase "Boom is just doing try to do Boom." I can never get enough of Acid Yoda.

Wait! Come back! You forgot your hat!

Do you remember when watching Family Guy didn't make you want to scoop out your eyes with a melon baller? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

"I happen to be a Swede myself" - Bob Dylan, 1966