At what point do we just switch to planes?

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

You could be a hand model with those nail beds! And he is totally GOOP.

joke’s on them, i’m not logged into iCloud OR my apple ID.

As an expert in the matter, I predict the NFL is going to punt on this.

Why on earth does anyone go to these games?

“You can’t really dust for vomit.”

“...the football fan covered in barf won.”

This is all I want to know.

When will it be coming to America? (Please don’t crush our dreams and say “in 25 years,” which is the answer)

Old Beetle vs New Beetle.

I’ve been wanting to do “current-versus-last-gen” comparisons for ages, I hope you guys like this! Anything else in particular you might want to see in future Generation Gap-style reviews?

“Because now you see this guy is at home. And, to be honest with you, I give it to you raw. I don’t know no other way to give it to you — raw and uncut, I always say that.”

Obligatory...

The Falcons don’t have a ring though

“Uhhh, dude there’s a pick ax sticking out of your skull.”

If we’re pretending that “do you even lift, bro” is a valid bar to set for entry into this conversation, what are your qualifications that permit you to critique him with that incisive analysis? How many movies did Roger Ebert direct? How many ballgames did Frank DeFord play? How many six-year-olds did Bill Watterson…

He made a final-16 in `94.

To be fair, Lalas quit playing on a middling European side for a big MLS payday before it was cool.

Now I want pizza. Thanks Alan.