All anyone needs to know about Tom Sestito.

That guy is extremely talented with a chainsaw.

She’s dying.

Weird, I didn’t have a hard time seeing him as human or relating. Maybe it’s you?

Totally. Don’t let dying take away an opportunity to bitch about your husband.

why does anyone publish anything? jeez louise

it’s hard to read through the tears, i get it ;)

she’s not saying it’s perfect.

what? no.

Obligatory.

As a DePaul alum (our school owns the movie rights on this script), I will just say that if you DO pull the trigger, make sure you have a damn good coach lined up as a replacement.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

The NFL is already penalized leading with the head, what more can they do?

Read it again. Ferrari had to authorize this, by the nature of the tool. Also, I may be working for CNN, because Wolf Blitzer just asked me to pick up his dry cleaning and get him a bottle of Cutty Sark for the train ride home.

On a 16-hour flight, I watched The Accountant; Dr. Strange: The Magnificent Seven; Kingsmen; and John Wick. The body count on this flight was astronomical .

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Sure, then Kessel just gets the puck earlier. The default 2 on 1 strategy for a D is to play the pass and not the puck. You want to force Malkin to shoot from a non-ideal angle. Sometimes it’s just not possible.

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.