Lehner is the worst kind of asshole goalie. The most fully protected guy out there (by rules and by equipment) and yet likes to hit guys when their backs are turned, use his stick as a spear, grab guys by the scruff and yank when they’re off balance.... all while knowing he’s got the numerical advantage b/c the other…

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(But witty)

There’s nothing sane about a man willing to let people hurl rocks at their face. Especially when said rocks reach upwards of 100MPH.

He was good. You got me there.

and then the rest of the movie is boring filler

Participation trophies aren’t for the kids. The kids know they’re bullshit. The trophies are for the parents who won’t admit their kid sucks at something.

Paul is dead.

The local water supply contains toxic levels of leather conditioner.

“How would the Packers’ offensive line walk up to the stand right now? ”

That ref clearly did not get the pre-game memo and will be fired out of a cannon post-haste.

An NBA ref called traveling?

This ought to shut the highlight truthers right the fuck up. See? They do call traveling in the NBA.

I dunno. Imagine how big the scandal would be if AB was on a boat.

Fuck you 2017!!! First you take F. Ross Johnson, former CEO of RJR Nabisco, and now you take Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka??? How many more celebrity deaths will force me to tweet about?

He’s not wrong.

I think one thing that gets overlooked about Ben’s scrambling is how much pressure it puts on the opposing team’s secondary. When his line was garbage, he was so good at lumbering about which would a) open passing lanes, and b) make it almost impossible for defensive backs to cover for that long. He’s had to do that…

I would also argue that “dynamic” doesn’t mean “best”.

Yes. That’s correct. But the trio of Brown, Bell, and Roethlisberger is as good as any WR-RB-QB group in the league. And they’re often talked about like they’re the Greatest Show on Turf whenever they’re on TV.

+1 illegal wiretap by Pinkerton detectives

I am sure Kluwe started it by punting footballs into his table at the bar.