Piper’s, too. Fortunately, they’re far enough down that they avoid most of the asswipes.

Jesus fuck, The south side is a mess after 7pm. Just an ungodly mix of hipsters, hipster bums, wannabe tough guys and drunk college kids who wandered over the bridge. The bars are overpriced and filled with the worst kind of people. Every minor altercation is settled with a knife fight and it somehow smells even more…

So this miniature horse walks into a Pittsburgh bar....

Fuck Joey Porter. He’s an asshole and I hope he gets his balls gnawed off by weasels.

So his credit card was declined and he got pissed?

Tell me about the homers again, Skipper.

“Go on,” said Berman. “How it’s gonna be. We gonna get a little place.”

Future generations of NFL fans may not know which team circles their wagons best. I envy them.

I periodically need to be reminded that at one point New York had both baseball and football teams named the Giants.

Really gotta hand it to the Braves for being bold enough to spearhead this “20 years is obsolete” narrative that other teams are now getting on board with.

This is just like when my wife says we need a new dryer

I tell ya, nothing says “baseball” like watching a 3-hour game and then heading out at 10:30 pm into the 108 degree Phoenix night for the 45 minute drive back to Chandler.

The renovation plan includes a statue of Curt Schilling outside the stadium, in honor of a great Diamondback and inspiration for fucking over taxpayers.

former County Supervisor Andy Kunasek allegedly told team owner Ken Kendrick to “take your stupid baseball team and get out” and go back to “fucking West Virginia.”

Usually unwise to pick up so many discarded Trojans.

This one is legitimately scary. Like this punch took a few years off of her life. Doesn’t feel right after seeing these photos.

Sure you remember the NHL without him... He went to the KHL and scored 145 points in three years. At the ripe old age of 36.

Bummer for the Panthers and their fans

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