Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Well at least now he has a handicap

How is it amazing? Salvation Army doing good work, and Darren Rovell being a humorless dickhead, is pretty much par for the course, no?

This is amazing.

It got even better!!!!!

+1 funcussion

“Can you repeat that?”

Sources: Elliott will be fined for prop celebration and suspended 4 games for using pot

i CTE what you did there

I’m curious how Goodell will respond. On the one hand, he hates celebrations, on the other, the League likes to look the other way when players are getting their bells rung.

+1 men’s team suspension

Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.

I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

*Goes in for the high five...*

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

Have to say, the RAM driver did a great job getting his truck slid into just the right position.

yeah but his hairline is like that because of steroids and growth hormone, duh

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

Are we allowed to admit yet that Andre Iguodala’s lay up was going to be a miss regardless of LeBron’s block or not?

Good punt.