In all fairness, nobody’s won with a floor routine that’s 50% thumb-dance since Nadia Comaneci in 1976

C’mon, you gotta give us more than that.

Think of all the healing that could have happened if they let Penn State in!

Premiership soccer is a better Sunday morning go-to. It’s over by noon, and you know it’s going to take exactly 2 hours, no more, no less, and there’s rarely stoppage in play.

Crosby’s pass to Sheary on the Pens’ fourth goal was awesome too. Threaded that needle.

My first goal in my beer league came when a goalie stopped me on a breakaway and I collected the puck behind the goal and banked it in off of him. Felt like a goddamn magician. I have no further point.

I was just thinking that. Dude’s not even 30 yet and should break 1,000 career points this year if he stays healthy. That’s insanity in today’s league.

Sometimes I feel like Crosby is underrated. And I’m a god damned Bruins fan.

Players on the winning team will be rewarded with cash bonuses

Man, I hate to love this.

This made me chuckle.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

When did Toyota make gokarts?

“Sudden unintended acceleration”

I’m Suh sick of you guys only focusing on the few bad apples in football.

Can someone make a Manti Teo girlfriend joke I’m too lazy

Petty won 7 by racing in nearly 100 point races per year and scoring better than his competitors. Earnhardt won 7 by being better over 30 plus races. Johnson won his 7th by... eh whatever they’ll change the format again by the time this comment gets posted.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

The Colts would hang that banner up.