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K, what should we post about instead today?

+1 for Susquehanna reference.

Hey, honey, can I take some photos of you? You’d look so striking down by the river.

“Who’s Deadmau five?”

If you buy a GT3 at least learn how to pronounce Porsche correctly.

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

True story: One time I was at a UFC card and the DJ played a dubstep remix of “Bodies” by Drowning Pool.

The New York Post covered this story this morning, but their headline said: Typical Millennial Asks For A Free Ride

For your my Labor Day enjoyment.

Must’ve seen one of his sister-lionesses.

How on earth do you find these?

More apt: you traded that half eaten sandwich for two uneatens that could either be a Shake Shack burger and a Wendys Son of Baconator OR two Whopperitos (if you have Howie Rosen selection skillz).

Live look at Drew Magary:

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

+2. An easy joke but I appreciate the hustle.

“Sand Knight” definitely sounds like a weirdly complimentary racial slur of some sort.

If you don’t play in Philadelphia, how are you going to know if they’ve improved their battery chucking logic?