Well, at least it’s realistic. If you zoom in, you can see that the upper deck seats are empty and everybody outside is walking away from the stadium.

Look at that face. More like drugged-out! Haha!

You guys should get regular car reviews in there next year. I would LOVE to see RCR do their car show roast at Pebble Beach!

Sex will be outlawed before the government can take away your cars.

Looks like the NFL painted themselves into a corner...

When we get our hands on that text message the NFL and the Hall of Fame have a serious, serious problem and we expect this to reach all the way to the top.

Lance Storm once said despite his relatively small stature, Jericho is utterly fearless when it comes to backstage confrontations. Standing up to Goldberg and Lesnar would definitely qualify as such.

It’s as if a man who has endured a life of head trauma and growth hormones doesn’t make the best decisions. Huh.

The NFLPA: When Roger Goodell Tries To Railroad You Into Discipline Because It Makes His Dick Hard To Do So, We’ll Be There To Support You With A VERY Strongly Worded Letter!

Or the fact that he says they were robbed by a cop.

It might have to do with being out after a curfew, or out drinking, against the advice or orders of the US Swim Team. Not “trouble” like being sent to jail, but trouble like “What the hell did we tell you about going off on your own in Rio?” from a coach.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Alternatively, HOGAN.

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Duck Fuckers!

This might be my favorite version of truthering ever.

Egyptians have a long history of losing to Jews though

Pool algae: Silent, but deadly.

A clever power move by diving to knock off hockey as the stinkiest sport.