Making this post public invites questions about the site’s editorial process. Who the hell signed off on this?

Never mind, I’ll find, someone like you..

Posted this on the Jambaroo yesterday, but wanted to reiterate, because it’s truly remarkable. I heard this on my local sports talk station, so I have not done this research myself:

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

And just when you thought hockey couldn’t get any whiter.

They are a military branch, not a whaling company.

With all of the staff layoffs and budget cuts, ESPN simply can’t afford to build a Heisman Houseboat.

Way to be pointless. Nice work there.

Ignorance is the best.

His wife is his manager and cowriter.

Stop being a dick.

You don’t understand how their business works. She’s a big part of his creative process.

Ah, that Ben story...at least it inspired the name of a Game of Thrones character

God, just imagine how low the cognitive baseline must be for Ben Roethlisberger. I imagine the test involves one of these:

+6 or whatever and I want to die

Ben needs to be careful and make sure he protects his gray matter. He also should take care of his brain.

I seriously cannot fathom the intestinal fortitude required to stand in the pocket and throw a pass knowing full well that a player roughly the size of a bulldozer is about to drive your unprotected anatomy straight into the frozen Cleveland tundra.

You say crappy game. I say historically great sitcom pilot.