Well, if the Cowboys cut Hardy he can always try his hand at Quidditch. There’s a sport that really needs beaters.

I’ll give 2 Cubans for that!

+1 Grassy Knoll

And the shot MOVES TO THE LEFT!

Wow. Dallas has the worst luck with shots taken in November.

I just watched a man with an obvious concussion throw a pass to a man who shouldn’t be in the league anymore because he’s had so many concussions. That is peak NFL.

No, really- the NFL cares about head injuries and its players!

So Brady Hoke got a job as a head injury spotter?

Was watching in a fairly crowded bar, most of whose patrons immediately spotted he was concussed. Why can a bar full of drunk idiots pick up on something while the people paid to pick up on it can’t?

I would like to know more.

It will slowly turn you into Boris Yeltsin.

Porsche 911. No matter what year you know its a 911

Done.

Next question.

I know...it’s always winning, winning, winning...it gets old. Who do they think they are, having only one season worse than 6-10 since 1970? Pricks

We haven’t seen a front flip like that by someone with a penis since the end of the East German women’s gymnastics team.

Ok, I may have snorted on this one. Solid work.

That is fucked. Fuck Penn State forever.

He looks like the inside of my packages from Amazon.