Last week’s suicide picks of KC, St. Louis, and Seattle went 1-2, making me 16-11 on the season.

The happiest asshole in America, ladies and gentlemen.

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

yes the r32! also the S2000 :( and the couple of z4 ms, the clownshoe, the porsche 911s and caymans, the scg and the ‘vette all made me sad... the v-dubs and the 3-series less so

A lot of BMW and FWD cas being overdriven. Not too much of a surprise here.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Out of curiosity: how many weeks did you guys work on this? This is a hell of a job, man.

Yeah, we ran it as soon as it was ready.

Deadspin (and Gawker Media, really) rarely seems to follow the Friday-news-dump route. I think if it’s ready, they run with it.

You would think that moving to a place where french fries are considered a condiment would calm him down a bit...

Uh, typical Canuck throwing himself into the boards. That was not a penalty in any way, shape or form. This is how the Casucks play. Watch the video again. The hit was not vicious or violent and Dorsett launches himself.

Phil Kessel’s new nickname: Chubby Checker

Phil Kessel hat trick: one goal, one assist, one overturned hot dog cart.

Pages 23-26 of this report (PDF) have a table of all football deaths since 1931. The most shocking thing is actually how many deaths there were early in the sport’s history. From 1931-1976 there were an average of 11.5 high school football deaths a season.

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

#notallbmws

The answer is no.