How can this man expect to be taken seriously as a football coach if he acts like a human being?

Amen. Children deserve nothing.

I made it through my childhood

Another great thing about adulthood? You can buy your own pucks. It’s great, you should try it.

When I was 8 or 9 years old in the early 80’s my father took my to a Colorado Rockies hockey game and a slapshot was redirected right into my shoulder leaving a huge bruise. I don’t remember if I got the puck but immediately we were escorted down into some medical area and a short time later they took me to meet the…

Yep, sorry friend. You’re also not allowed to go play in the McDonald’s PlayPlace even if your mother always refused to take you when you were little.

A light has gone out. We’ve lost a true gentleman of sports.

God damn, that seemed quick. Wasn’t it just announced this week that he wouldn’t return to the team this season? How does one go from *might* work this year to dead so quickly?

60 is so “be grateful for every day we have” young.

That’s funny, I don’t remember you celebrating your awesomeness in peace.

I’m grieving. Every year I can count on a picture of a crying kid in the Daily News when the Mets are officially eliminated. Now they might win the World Series, and more power to them, but I’ve grown accoustomed to seeing that kid. It’s like the Oscars ditching the In Memoriam segment. Sure, you aren’t rooting for…

Yes

“Maybe someone could open the baby gate for Daniel Fells?”

Tom, we all know Matthew Berry isn’t exactly hurting for cash. The guy wrote Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles.

Sounds like they used all the italics to dance around the fact that Ray is incapable of speaking in specifics about anything. In the approximate 1,246 games he played in which he was “mic’d up”, I never once heard him talk about specific game strategy. It was always just “This is our house!” and “We gotta want it!” -…

“Ghost writer”!?! Dang it Ray, did you kill him too?

Can I still be surprised that she pimped out her own daughter for $100? Because I’m not a prostitute connoisseur, but that seems ... really low.

Horrifying. Absolutely horrifying.

“And don’t worry, there doesn’t appear to have been any lasting damage”

Learning something about a subject you find interesting when you’re on a commute or cleaning the bathroom? It’s pretty logical, honestly.