The Mets are too cheap to even give him a 6 year/$66 million contract.

Thank god that didn’t take place in an NFL game, they would just find a way to take it back.

#notallsportsfans

I’M OFFENDED BECAUSE YOU INSULTED A MACHINE I LIKE. TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY COPIER.

I had to look them up. That’s beautiful, but... why?

I mean, is that magnesium?

Not in Germany, they somehow get up to 26% of their mains power from solar alone.

1stGear... Can’t wait to see VW fail to see the electric version of the insanely expensive car they almost completely failed to sell the last time around.

Nah. That was true 30-40 years ago, but people are coming to, not leaving, Pittsburgh nowadays. (I’m not a Pittsburgher, but it’s a good city now.)

I would bet that the majority of those Steelers fans didn’t travel from anywhere further than the San Diego suburbs. The Pittsburgh diaspora at work....

It’s all part of the 12-step program. Just as soon as you’re 12 steps out of the building, they fire your ass.

Dude...

“Sure, our coach imbibes a little excessively every now and then, but don’t we all?”

I blame Chase Utley.

“I wonder if that is the same Mrsa I lost my burgeonity to.”

Who cares, it’s not like these guys are getting paid.

When we say Pac-12 refs are the WORST in the nation, this is what we mean.

So much for that “they’re getting an education” argument.

(e) If, in the judgment of the umpire, a base runner willfully and deliberately interferes with a batted ball or a fielder in the act of fielding a batted ball with the obvious intent to break up a double play, the ball is dead. The umpire shall call the runner out for interference and also call out the batter-runner…

You can take the Chase Utley out of Philadelphia, but you can’t take the Philadelphia out of Chase Utley. Seriously, fuck this guy.

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