Ball deflation is not equated to domestic abuse you fucktard.

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

No.

Yeah, I wish she did too. She’s a voice that needs to be heard.

Katie Nolan is fantastic. Too bad I don’t watch FS1. Wish she has a bigger platform.

Ahhhhhhhh!

My perception is that no team can take a minor story that could easily be swept under the rug and blow it up into back-page material quite like the Mets.

One host, three hosts, forty hosts, doesn’t matter. If it’s not these guys, it’s going nowhere.

Next, the inevitable disappointment of this season will have Bills fans mimicking Chris Benoit’s finishing move.

*goes home to bang girlfriend*

there is a highschool team that does that. They basically win every game.

...and then you get ants.

The Model X - The answer to the question: What would it take to make a really neat minivan?

This is what I’m picturing him doing during the “squeals with delight”:

I mean, tell me you didn’t already know that about Mark Davis.

“That its owner is a lonely, stunted oddball whose father ignored him for the first 55 years of his life, then died.”

BARBER: Really? Again??

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I fucking hate it when people try and have fun while playing baseball

Tom, losing antitrust shield of Board of Regents is a way bigger deal. The NCAA is going to have to defend a lot of future antitrust cases now.