Nice to see something good happen to Dustin Diamond for a change.

But how do I spray AdBlocker on my podcasts?

You gotta go with the pug in the first round of your animal abuse fantasy league. People are gonna tell you to take the pitbull, but pugs mights just forget to breathe and grab you those early death points.

‘If you don’t sign up for FanDuel right now, we’ll abuse this dog.’

“All DraftKings winners were left by their wives during the making of this commercial.”

The tail is fun to watch, then I noticed the wheels. Whoa.

Which is why every team was docked a first round draft pick for doing the exact same thing.

At this point, I almost don’t care if this story is true (It is). Watching Pats fans live down to the stereotypes with hysterical commenting is reward enough.

@BillSimmons

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

Not even that: Georgetown does not offer traditional football scholarships.

Dude gets “free” tuition so totes worth it.

Spock

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

Being familiar with NCAA marching bands, I can say with that was absolutely not an accident.

I gave up on Maximas when they got CVTs (don’t hate ‘em, just don’t love ‘em either).

I hope Kraft runs his business better than he explains the contents of banners. What the fuck is that description?

“Oshkosh B’Oh-my-fucking-Gosh.”

“Man, that looks way better than a barrel!”

HERO