This isn’t the first time an intern landed someone from Washington in trouble.

As a fellow Washington sports fan, I admire your brave face in the coming storm.

Does CTE stand for Cultish Thetan Exclaimers?

I’m a Washington Sports fan, so ideally, I’d love the whole thing to be false. I want the team to be successful, because I root for them.

I can’t believe 2,999 other Tonys are on this site.

To me it feels really disappointing and inappropriate that Dan Snyder is talking on an Iphone 6 instead of this phone:

I’m probably going to try this tonight. My one worry is that routing traffic through the Raspberry Pi will interfere with the throughput of my connection. Everything is gigabit in the home and the connection is over 100mbps, so it could saturate the little guy.

I remember back when MTV used to show music videos about crying!

If only there was some way to block for Rivers, dam.

Soon as I hit the fan comments section, I immediately skipped around and browsed to see if ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER had an entry again this year.

I hate all of these

Kicking goals and catching babies > holding babies and catching foul balls

Salutations, my savages.

The Raven who threw the punch will be cut on Monday. Not for punching someone, but for not doing it in an elevator as team policy dictates.

Wow, interesting, most Ravens would have used a knife.

There’s a happy ending to this story, though.

Man, this is so much cooler than when Jack Johnson’s parents stole my kid’s piggy bank.

I may be misremembering, but I think Drew ultimately didn’t qualify for the Barcelona Olympics.

Finally. I hope this becomes NBA’s version of “whose disgusting baseball chin is this”