Come on man. Put that away. Tim Howard deserved it.

Any play in history and this is the one?

I’ll give you one chance to reconsider that statement

I've seen people pretend they were Superman, but this is the first time I've seen someone pretend to be Christopher Reeve.

A wise man once summed this up perfectly: “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! “

Years ago I was paying for parking monthly in a lot. The lot attendant was the same guy every single day, a crack head fellow that followed the rules of the lot to the T. I had parked my car early in the morning, hung my parking tag and left. I guess during the course of the day with the heat my review mirror fell off…

Enough with the wood. Except when it's awesome. Burton Baton is awesome.

This is a tough break for some former Hoosiers, who will have a guy in a suit show up and throw a chair at them in a couple of years.

Roy Williams is bequeathing a file cabinet full of essays for the future recruits.

"Well, as long as it's just FORMER players...but we're monitoring the situation closely."

"To be frank, I intend to use this money to buy 40 shitty dinners." - Joe Forte

Tim Breedlove, the accountant who sent the letter, confirmed that Smith planned these gifts out before his death. "It was his plan," Breedlove said over the phone.

Michael Jordan has already lost the $200 on Blackjack.

Boop...

And on that bombshell! Thank you very much for watching, goodnight!

As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.

My sticky tyres, your sticky tyres.

I don't know whether the Rolling Stone article is true or not, but I have learned that you, Anna Merlan, are an insufferable douchebag.