I wonder if this will make it onto tonight's edition of, "Cum on, man!"

I feel so bad that the ones of people in the crowd had to witness that.

And like most assaults in Brooklyn, no one was there to witness it.

Zero-chance? Do back-to-back-to-back AAU national championships mean nothing any more?

Actually it was about 50% high-pointing the ball, 30% supreme athleticism, 15% sideline awareness, 4% fighting off the defender's PI, and 1% stick-em gloves. But, if it makes you feel better, pretend that it was 70% gloves... SMFH.

oh, shut the hell up.

I had a testicular biopsy for fertility reasons, and I had my first prostate exam when I went to see the urologist. I wish he had been a joker. Instead, he was just trying to make small talk why he was examining me.

I'm sending this to my cousin, who's still suffering from a similar recent experience.

It isn't as heartwarming or safe when Michael Irvin tosses his kids into a big pile of a snow.

"I...don't remember."

I was also in college, and at that time I think I was particularly interested in this one brunette chick in my Econ class. I still refer to that semester's conquest as Alice and my Phallus."

I was in the stands throwing popcorn.

This is ridiculous. 50 years later, we're still having problems with busing?

"We have snacks, some granola bars and pretzels," Faustin told the Associated Press in a phone interview prior to being picked up. "We found six bottles of water and have been rationing it. We thought we'd be here for a couple hours and a couple of hours turned into 12 hours. It's now 24 hours."

If you have a legal prescription, it is ok to transport schedule two drugs across state lines. Otherwise many of my patients could not travel.

They look like they are war refugees from Sarajevo. The guy who took that pic will win a Pulitzer.

Referee: "I'm calling this fight! Your ear is falling off!"