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They made this massive TV deal. Don't you think the TV people involved in that deal won't be prodding the NBA to get a CBA done? Also, she's coming out tough, right? Nobody goes into a sports labor negotiation assuming they're going to get everything they want. There might be like 3 things that she actually thinks she…

Her argument is severely flawed. The entire damn Sixers roster can be replaced with little or no effect on the league.

I have a problem. I've never managed to keep the throttle floored the entire stretch of Laguna Seca's front straight in anything over 500 horsepower. It's practically my home track, but as soon as I start climbing that crest, self-preservation kicks in and I lift. Every. Damn. Time. That changed in the Mercedes-AMG GT.

I see very little proof.

That's anywhere from 0.2 to 0.6 percent less booze than promised, with four offering a disparity of more than 0.3 percent—a threshold that, according to KOMO, violates federal law.

So, in other words, junior hockey has a better system than the NCAA.

The OHL should do the right thing and suspend the glass 25 games for causing serious injury to a player.

Pay the man, Shirley.

I don't like this part. Either the wheels are too small or, which is more likely, the beltline is too high. Especially near the rear wheels. Not a good look from this angle, the proportions are off.

Delirium Noel is great.

Aaand now it's back in my head. Damn you.

Fix it, Sanchez!

I like the E90/92, a lot, but the E46 CSL disagrees with your statement about it being the best M3 ever made.

I bought my 2009 E92 M3 in Space Gray 6 years ago. I ordered it with every option. Sure the options add some weight but with the power the car has, it's not noticeable. I've tracked mine a few times to really enjoy the car...truly amazing on the track. After 6 years I've managed to keep my M3 pristine with now only…

Bullshit! If you've read a Simmons column, you know he is completely oblivious to the concept of scissors.

Later, the boy got to live out every Bruins fan's dream when he beat Ulf Samuelsson into a coma.