Deadspin covered this well with the article about Mort saying Colin Capernicus is the best QB in NFL history filling an entire day of ESPN content.

Anybody read that ombudsman piece? It's almost like he was hired by ESPN!

Absolute garbage? Don't you think Simmons is overreacting just a bit?

Tell me more about Notre Dame and what it was like when you played, Mike.

At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back.

No grade? What, do you expect me to read and interpret your words like a sentient human being? You fucking monster.

Wow, how the mighty have fallen. A year ago, he was the best running back in the NFL. And now? He's forced to cut the fabric off of his couch to make a suit for court.

It's been 13 years, Keyshawn. I think it's time to let it go.

What's the big deal? It's not like he'll remember that.

Led by a psychopath blowhard, gets their asses kicked while wearing a ridiculous costume.

CalU alum here (07-11), you are dead on. We give these scholarships to kids that earn them and then take them away when some assclown from Pitt or Penn State (mostly) gets kicked out of school and finds a home at good old CalU. Don't get me started on the convocation center. What a waste of money. They wouldn't…

Well, shit. Thanks for clarifying. I thought they went out for a formal dinner together and all looked so happy during processing at the precinct.

Marshall practically carried Leftwich to the NFL

In other news, Key & Peele would like to personally thank D'Andre Dunkley for the new material.

Actually, if we're going strictly by the numbers, Travis Henry is probably the best sports dad.