Please don't let this be ruined by PEDs, Please don't let this be ruined by PEDs...

"Remem....remem....do you remember that one time...when...uh....do you remember that one time when I gave that big trophy to that baseball guy?

[salivating]

RIP

Finally he shoots something else off!

$0.

You may need to add the Japanese airbags and the GM faulty ignition, just to be safe...

All they plied me with was a 10k bonus, weapons training, and a guarantee that I'd get a some quality cultural immersion in Southeast Asia...

I think it's adorable she's still playing the role of victim... almost forgot about her. She couldn't have that happen!

Hey Jenn, remember that time you were relevant? Me either.

Rapist beats Papists

All of this pales in comparison to the real change the NBA needs to revert back.

Bring back the Whalers!

On the bright side, if you're at the game and they shoot a Florida Panthers T-shirt into the crowd there's a good chance no one will actually have to wear it.

Protesters: [put hands up]

Well done reporter...Her response was perfect!!!

Football is simply an extracurricular activity, not a requirement to graduate. This hazing apparently was rather institutionalized within the program so simply putting it on a one year hiatus probably won't change much. I do feel bad for the freshman and sophomores but the program was the problem so it needs to go…

C'mon Shelly. There's gotta be a safer place than your shirt pocket to keep that check Snyder wrote for you.

Velveeta.