They've really raised the level of discourse on First Take lately.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

They came over to our campfire the 2nd night to reminisce about their kelly green eagles tailgate van that, and I quote, "got busted up by n****rs when we parked it behind Delilah's." Delilah's is a strip club.

AND you can get it in cans now..

The US really needs to rethink having Klinsmann as the coach, because Germans clearly don't know how to win it all in Russia.

Goddamnit, Kevin.

Big deal. Tony La Russa can hit 186-mph AND wrap his Hyundai Tiburon around a tree without spilling his drink.

I worked at a go-kart, bumper boat, batting cage place in high school. When it would rain we'd shut down the batting cages because they'd throw the ball all over the place. Like behind you, at your head etc with no consistency. It was like Russian Batting Cage Roulette. Of course, after our shift would end, and having…

I commend him for not wearing a helmet. He would have looked ridiculous.

The real question is how many unwritten rules are being broken here?

You misspelled "49".

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His T-Shirt appears to say "Expand."

I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

Unwisely, Snyder referred to the process as a real trail of tears.

"That's about when I lose interest, too." - Roman Polanski.

Money actually hasn't changed Riley. He's just as frugal as ever. The reason he hasn't responded is because he knows it costs extra to text Mexico.

"What's next? Grocery stores putting up signs telling us we have to pay for stuff?"