Tying a North Face around your waist: because you can take the kid out of a prep school, but...

Apparently, Linda Cohn isn't the only one who has beef with 50 cents.

So, to recap, he put the bucket back on.

Soccer fans will really appreciate his gamesmanship when Mike Brown jumps up and plays like nothing happened.

I think it does. It's why they're world class athletes and we're second-rate commenters.

The great players have more than just anticipation, and Fab is a great player. That was more creativity than the Chelsea midfield mustered all last year.

Ya, the vision to see that run and put the ball right where he put it? Thats SERIOUS ability right there.

PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOT!

Guy: [Pushes] Unngh. UNNGH. It's no use.
Sister: Just push it up a little. It has to go up.
Guy: I tried that. [Pushes up] See? Nothing.
Sister: Did you try jiggling it and pushing up?
Guy: What's that supposed to do? No, it's not going to go that way.
Sister: [Stares; turns head 45 degrees left; stares again]
Guy: [Pushes…

This is just another example of Golf's bias against brown people.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

Tampa Bay is going to make the same gesture all season to assure opponents they washed their hands.

Cleveland receivers made the same gesture, but only because Johnny Manziel kept throwing the ball way the fuck over their heads.

The tear gas element of the tribute, however, seems a bit too on-the-nose for me.

"We just wanted everybody to know that we support Michael and acknowledge what happened in Ferguson,'' Brandon Meriweather said.

For fuck snakes

Best. Graphic. Ever.

I thought the same. It may not be as prestigious as Pittsburgh, but it's definitely a hell of a lot larger.

Kinda surprised none of the Carlisle events made the list.

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.