I am buying the ESPN report as closer to the truth because I want that to be the truth. I want to the circus to be real.

No shame if that is the reason you are buying it too.

UNC pays for that kind of academic disregard.

This is a “Get off my lawn!” post.

Luckily for the players they have a nice strong union that can make this happen.

Oh wait...

This is the best part of my day.

Hey its not like he sprayed him with bleach.

He saves those types of premeditated attacks for family.

“That play we called will always be there to drive me. I wouldn’t change it, I think it was the right thing.”

— André Maginot

“The rarest of things? LOLZ!!!”

The Union complaining about Goodell appointment himself as arbitrator is kind of laughable.

“ failed Browns QB who had a TD:INT ratio of 1:8 in his final four starts.”

This is EXACTLY what I always assumed L.A. traffic was like...

+1

That’s good Kinja.

LOLZ...

The people bitching about this news is killing me. A new “Not-Top-Gear Top Gear” is great news and here people come to Gawker to bitch about it.

Ungrateful lot of wankers.

Seven games for “Arguing hot dogs are a sandwich.”

Two games for “Raw dogging and then punching a random in the face.”

Seems light but I was super sorry.

So its my responsibility to make sure the other guy does his job correctly? If that is the case then the owners should get of cut to the Union dues.

Read the story...

Thought about it...

Nope. You are still wrong.