(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

Theo Epstein said he’d turn the franchise around in 5 years, and in 5 years he’s got them winning the World Series. And he just put himself into the Hall of Fame.

Legally avoiding paying taxes is a legitimate criticism. There are bad laws. For example, tax laws that allow rich people to get out of paying taxes.

It works great for Army! 15 straight BCS titles and counting.

I forgot about this masterpiece. In light of current events, I suggest a game between the Cleveland Browns and a team put together by “the troops.” If the Browns win, we all get to do whatever we want when the Anthem plays without comment. If “the troops” win, then... whatever. You beat the Browns. Congrats.

Why should the videotape be anything but a blip on the radar? He’s a racist, sexist, homophobic asshole who has promised to commit war crimes abroad and become a despot at home. He’s a veritable geyser of brainshits, and at least 4 in 10 Americans think he should be president. Fuck man, whatever, he could fellate…

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

Thith article ith prithleth!

...wait, where the fuck did you find 3 Rams fans?

** All three fans die of dehydration.

We had a Gurley when I was a kid. And I always thought it was sad that he didn’t have a lot of room to run around. But my parents took him upstate so he could live on a farm. Now he has plenty of space to run around in the open fields. I miss him sometimes, but I know he’s better off there.

Fact check, don’t spout that old canard because you won’t inform yourself.

Mike Ditka is a fucking asshole and people worshiping him always perplexes me. Rich Kotite could’ve won with the 85 Bears.

You just gave Chris Farley another heart attack, you heartless dick.

I’m always amazed that anybody goes to any NFL game.

how about we treat him like the common criminal he is and give him a trial and let his ass rot in jail for the rest of his life just like the murderers, rapists, abusers, serial killers, and other lowlife common criminals that we do that to?

The constitution doesn’t apply to brown people. I don’t know how often real Americans need to explain this simple truth until libruls get it.

To be fair, market research determined 90% of the crowd would leave after the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic, so they stocked up accordingly.

Man, this guy....

Zanardi is amazing. So many feels.