There is a team on a winning streak that literally hit 3 home runs with two outs in the ninth inning to win last night. They won again tonight. Do you cover them?
Suckitome
billybadbones
“People don’t know this about Iraq, but they have among the largest oil reserves in the world.”
Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!
Believe me, if NFL brass could get away with giving them less than that, they would.
“I have the best sympathy, the best. I give marvelous condolence, the finest ever. It’s beautiful.”
Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.
At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?
On the list of First World Problems, this has to be near the top, right? The NFL, a league which produces billions of dollars each year, has created a stage for a lot of people to get paid to play a game, a few of whom get paid millions. Things must be good if this is how we fill our days. Launching hot takes about…
Jason Pierre-Paul gives this an enthusiastic half thumbs up.
The sad thing is, this is how the world really works.
Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.
You’ve really cut to the core of this issue Barry. Today is the day to do something meaningful because damn it, we may not have tomorrow.
“I like to bet on horses, I like to bet on dogs,” Sager told the Associated Press. “I’ve bet on a lot of things with a lot higher odds than this.”
notakebacksyoutouchhimyoukeephim
If Trump was a good troll he’d send a pic of him enjoying traditional Skyline Chili with a spoon and knife.
Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!
“The heavy hand of the government”? Really, Mr. Bridgegate?
Absent everything else that’s terrible about him, I just think we can’t have a president who’s stupid enough to think that tweet was a good idea.
Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.
and in 2003, filed for a trademark on “Compassionate Colonoscopy.”