Aaron Hernandez chose both.

He was fined $93 AND got sent to Florida?! Penalties are getting so much harsher than they have to be.

Rob Gronkowski: I like to think I put the “bro” in “abortion”.

“The coronation is over. The people of King’s Landing do not care about the Lannisters’ debts.”

Because aside from perhaps the professional trade unions, most workers aren’t really seeing a value. I worked retail in a supermarket chain that was and still is unionized in my late teens and early 20's. Hell, I was even a union steward for 6 months before I left that job! Back then, I truly believed in the union…

Next, you’re going to tell me he’s not a real King.

Not to be outdone, Wayne Rooney went and nailed a 76 year old

Yes, mainly because it has to do with salary and the ability to leave for a better job. If you are a co-coordinator you can’t as easily bolt on your deal to be the coordinator at another school, as many of the contracts specify how you can leave (you can accept a step up but not a lateral move, or you have to pay $X…

Wait, contracts are guarantee even in fucking DEATH?!?!

Accountant: Listen, we need to go over everything. What are your liquid assets?

Reporting on the comment section. What a job.

I periodically need to be reminded that at one point New York had both baseball and football teams named the Giants.

“He will also offer opinion and perspective on historical events in the NFL”

A fate worse than death.

The DNC torpedoed Sanders. There were a couple emails and news stories floating around about it a few months ago.

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.

Those people, those are the ones who allow evil to exist.

This feels like hamnos’ “fuck you, im out” post, only instead of leaving for somewhere else, he just goes and becomes a trainyard hobo.