The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

Listen, the man had every right to defend himself to get her away from him. She laid her hands on him twice, both times aggressively. Argue all you want about the merits of laying your hands on a woman and what not, but he was within his rights to act. Probably shouldn’t have tried quite so hard to completely…

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

So this is where the buck stops.

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

“Double bonus points for the fact that he’s still probably good.”

They are waiting for the Bugatti Chiron Edition The Edition

I like that the Yankees’ central plan is to get under the luxury tax....so that they can then explode the fucking luxury tax like nobody ever has before.

Show of hands: who HASN’T driven 140, in Germany or otherwise?

Nope - same here. He has a more punchable face than Ted Cruz.

Am I the only one that can’t stand Conan? Both his voice and his face make me want to punch him.

Problem solved.

“I’d been meaning to talk to him and I got tied up with a few things,” Bowles said of the failure to inform Fitzpatrick.

Another thing he might have forgotten: Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.

You’re not allowed to say “committed” because it offends people. You have to soften the language surrounding murdering yourself so that feelings aren’t hurt. There should be no stigma, no negative connotation to ending your own life. We’re all flowers, or snowflakes.

F that, there needs to be a stigma for suicide. Unless terminally ill, you SHOULD feel like suicide is wrong. Normalizing it is idiotic.

Gonna be a real tough road to the playoffs. JPP has had a really good season, and has been the best player on the Giants’ D, hand down.

Players on the winning team will be rewarded with cash bonuses

I’m sorry, it is total BS. I have a college degree and worked hard to get where I am today. Paying someone $15/hour to flip burgers, cook french fries, push cash register buttons, or make a sandwich is ridiculous.