The resemblance is definitely there! 

I think this is less about civility and more about the fact that dropping an f-bomb on primetime network television is not cheap.

Beto: Fucking immigration man!!!! Like, Trump sucks bro!

Coming from a small town in Kansas, i can tell you that the demographic who is offended by any and all four letter words but drop the N-word with regularity is not insignificant.

It’s a separate room, but with equal amenities.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.

Damn. He is so good, and so fun to watch, and we’re going to get 3 weeks out of him before his O-line gets him shut down for the balance of the season. Oh well. Definitely the most enjoyable few minutes of football I’ve seen in a long time.

They do both have that Flamboyant Big-Toothed British-Greek Playboy dazzle about them.... With the crucial difference being that the dear departed Mr. Michael was a lovely human being, and Milo isn’t fit to scrape the dogshit off the bottom of a Kardashian’s fuckme pumps.

That game last night is the reason we watch football.

Still, what’s most likely to bring down Falwell Jr., if anything will, is not any self-serving financial entanglements, but photographs of him and Trey at a Miami nightclub. (Alcohol is verboten at Liberty University, as is co-ed dancing.)

They thought they had found a more “respectable” looking black mouthpiece after he went on Fox & Friends yesterday to support anti-gay organization “Focus on the Family”

For all intents and purposes Watson is/was supposed to play the Diamond and Silk role as he generally is counted on to be the Christian Conservative Black athlete when a situation calls for it, he just flipped the script on her by *gasp* actually having an opinion all of his own based on his reading of the article and…

OK, who showed this guy this bright idea? CP because copycat. 

There's a little button under their desks they push, like a bank teller. 

They do, but they thought they had more chances to pass it up with a sportperson, and they don’t have one of those yet in that room.
They probably went with “We need a black, but we don’t have one of those in the closet with D&S, Kanye and Carson... Is there one on the Patriots? maybe if they spent some time close to…

You can give yourself up on offense and end the play without being touched down

[giggles] You almost wrote “cock boner.”

*womp*

My grandfather, in a fit of honesty, described his family as “worthless crackers.” Naturally, it was part of a self-aggrandizing way of explaining his own life and career.