Lorne, did you overestimate the success of Fox News’ The Half Hour News Hour?

not-yet-actually-finished Kurt Warner

Krusty the clown’s no-audience-appeal schtick with the buck teeth and awful accent was, what, twenty-five years ago?

But after Stuart Varney gets through editing the footage, who could tell?

You could post a video featuring the actual Jesus Christ, but if it says Fox Business, I’d still be on the fence about clicking on it.

Is he wearing a “Make Serie A Great Again” hat?

Miami aren’t trying hard enough to tank properly.

The absolute Last Person in the World who should open his yap on this subject?

It never amazes me about how there’s always a place in the mainstream for some shitheel R to tell our media betters What Democrats Want (and What Dems Should Do).

My state doesn’t have any really big-time crooks* so I guess the worst in my state would fall under “Big Time Small Time Crooks”. I don’t mean in vile badness, but just in reach and impact.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...I’ll show myself out.

I hope Ken Burns can get thru country music without facetime for George Will.

I don’t know why, but I just got a flashback to Morris Buttermaker first encountering the Bad News Bears.

Starred simply for the Johnny LaRue nym/avatar alone.

I...don’t know the letter of the law or how it’s commonly applied.

Racing Strasbourg fans everywhere*: Hey, we were mentioned on Deadspin!

The right-rear isn’t looking so very inflated, either.

Upvoted, but: You forgot “safe spaces”.

Plus local property tax ain’t to be sneezed at (said the guy who normally has two cars with over 300,000 miles, combined, on them).