“Comb the desert!”

I sincerely, totally forgot that George Michael was Greek! That makes it even more remarkable.

If I didn’t know who this was I could squint at it and think “Worst George Michael cosplay ever.”

Focus on the Family. Ugh.

Doesn’t Fox News keep Diamond and / or Silk on retainer, sleeping in a little room just off camera, for just such an emergency?

I read “Referee Clark Boner” and thought, I’ve never heard of the guy.

That fan should be punished by being barred from attending Browns games.

He’s just the man (no sic) we need covering the campaigns of Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, and other female pols.

Wasn’t there a CONMEBOL cup recently where every country with an anthem titled Himno Nacional seemed to get the wrong one played?

Last year this team got two wins over bowl teams...

Yep. The Patriots have this ability to keep problematic players from being problems whether or not they are producing.

TIL that “ute” can mean four doors as well as two.

TIL that “ute” can mean four doors as well as two.

Jack Donaghy, from a 30 Rock twelve years ago:

I think it was nixxed because AB wants the viewer to think high-fructose corn syrup instead of Karo-equivalent corn syrup.

“Oi’m out of beans!” --Most Awful Family in Britain.

I’m a New Englander and I enjoy baked beans. When I was a kid I’d never heard of salt pork, so I asked my dad “Where’s the pork?” and he pointed to that white blob (which my mom really liked). No loss to me.

Ohh, that’s who I. Washington was.

This is the first of millions of meme-ified ‘shopped versions of this photo, isn’t it?

Bi(partisan)-curious, Megan?