This took a pretty serious Settlers-of-Catan turn.
This took a pretty serious Settlers-of-Catan turn.
The guy being asked responded the same way! “I don’t even know what that means.” It was a good moment for that guy.
Overheard at Ikea recently: “So is Ikea a black thing now?”
I’m starting to think that my dad is full of shit about hearing it in person.
My dad was at an engineering conference in the 70s and Earl Butz introduced Reagan. (For some reason they were both at this meeting of industrial engineers in LA.) The introduction was short: “All an n-word wants is sex, loose shoes, and a warm place to shit.” That was the whole intro!
He’s doing it for a free case.
I think the problem is that people want decidedly antiquated institutions to make sense. If you’re keen to be a king, you can’t also be keen on an egalitarian social order.
So the Mooch?
Ok. I’m a straight white man and I’m not really comfortable telling feminist women what’s important but these people are assholes and they’re fucking clueless.
That homerun is my first sports memory!
I was at a burger place yesterday when a guy and his kids walked in wearing their Jays’ gear. They’d left the game early and then saw the slam on the TV. It was a moment where two kids learned that fathers are always wrong and make terrible decisions. Circle of life!
He couldn’t be at the birth of his kid because he was hanging out with adolescent boys? This divorce should go poorly for the Mooch.
I don’t see the big deal but my kids are named Shart and Arglebargle.
I was thinking earlier that people had said cocaine as a joke but that guy’s speaking fluent coke.
What does Mr Bean have to do with this?
But he’s drunk, right? Watching this made me believe the stories that he’s a drunk who’s drunk all the time.
That guy fucking the turtle seems happy.
I hate us for our freedoms.
Or why not get a coffee and wander around, shooting the shit with the person you’ve opted to spend your life with? Like, wandering aimlessly and chatting is pretty ok!
I was always wondering what was wrong with women. Turns out it was filters. Y’all should get rid of those and be CEOs now.