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“Cultural ignorance?”

You guys suck. If my white teenage daughter wants to eat elotes because she likes the taste, it isn’t your place to say she needs to understand culture. You make everything less fun.

Listen to this: the internet was invented by white people. By posting this, you are appropriating white culture.

Oh, you mean like this? It happens quite often, actually. If you think this business should be allowed to choose not to serve a specific group, then you have no standing saying a different business doesn’t have the same right.

The agenda was multi-pronged:

The aforementioned gay teen romance was used as a selling point. That turned some people off.

There are no white people in the movie.

The dog is disabled.

The plot revolves around environmentalism, which turns some people off.

Basically, this movie was designed to hit every Progressive talking

Sadly, the only Fazoli’s in the Portland area closed two years ago because it was so poorly run. I ate there regularly (a couple of times a month) even though it was 15 miles from my home, but I can’t tell you how many times they left items out of my order, gave me the wrong item, made me wait for more than 30 minutes

Anyone who worries about anything in this article (other than a restaurant closing down, making a gift card worthless) is a drain on humanity and needs to check their priorities.

Make sure the gift card covers the entire meal? Nope. Because then the recipient will be left with a gift card with $5.72 on it, or whatever,

I saw an early screening last week and thoroughly enjoyed it. I also liked how the trailer didn’t spoil much and things didn’t go as I assumed they would.

I live near Portland and my daughters LOVE Cane’s. I’ve driven them downtown for it four times now and they ask every few weeks if we can go again.

The best food item they have is the Texas toast. I don’t know what kind of salty butter they put on it, but it’s amazing.

The spicy mac and cheese bowl was good, but it was spicy popcorn chicken. I wonder why they don’t have an actual spicy chicken strip?

Those *were* my go-to until they jacked up the price. Now my local KFC sells a single Chicken Little for $3.49. That’s crazy. The last time I tried to order one the employee said “Are you SURE you want that? You can get a full chicken sandwich for $1.50 more.” He was right.

I HATE that their app doesn’t show prices until checkout. I’m sure it is done so they don’t have to personalize the app for each region, but it is a huge pain in the butt when trying to use a coupon or order for all of my kids without spending too much.

Also: you should have gotten a cream slush. That’s their best

Does denying the results of an election only count if the denier is Republican? Apparently in your mind it does. Here’s 12 minutes of video of Democrats denying the outcomes of elections:

“Partisan ghouls.” Like AOC? And Biden? And Pelosi?

I can’t believe people actually thought that was a lid. Why would it have a lid? That just adds to the cost. And who puts a lid on their trick-or-treat bucket?

It’s clearly a “flat” piece of plastic stuck to the handle. Or that was clear to me, anyway.

Someone should have spanked these brats when they were little.

My girls were ecstatic last year to receive Ramen noodles from one house.

The Taco Bell closest to my place costs about 20% more than other Taco Bells in the area. They’re right off the interstate, so they probably use that to jack up the prices.

The $5 Cravings box? It’s $6.19 at this location. No lie.

Don’t shop at Target then. They’re all about proselytizing a progressive agenda.

Oh. You probably only hate *Christian* proselytizing. Sorry.

I tried the garlic parmesan sandwich first and it was amazing. I went for the cajun rub the second time and it wasn’t quite as good. I still want to try four or five of the other flavors, though.

Not only is the sandwich great, but the price point isn’t ridiculous like other places (*cough* $12 for just a sandwich that

In the Portland metro, the best are at Bauman’s Farm Harvest Festival in Gervais, south of Portland. They’re amazing.

When I worked at Subway in college - way back in 1996 - the chicken breast was an actual piece of breast meat. It was tasty and I used to make sandwiches for myself each shift using it with barbecue sauce and pickles. (Subway only had two kinds of bread, one kind of cheese, and three sauces back then.)

They switched to