Yeah, it definitely tastes like cheap chicken parm. But at least it is made from breast fillets, not “breaded chicken patties” like you’d find in a frozen meal.

Noodles has been downhill ever since they got rid of the Indonesian Peanut Sautee. That was good stuff. Then they started charging $4.95 for five small shrimp and reduced portion sizes. THAT’S why I don’t eat there anymore.

The one in my town went out of business last week, so I guess I won’t see the revamped menu.

I think you misread it. There are two items:

1) A free chicken sandwich or burger with purchase for everyone.
2) If you were nominated for an Academy Award, a free burger at a specific location and time near the Oscars.

I got an email from Red Lobster yesterday saying they were getting rid of the ordering tablets/devices from the tables. They said it was to make interactions more personal or something. But now I know the real reason.

I’ve never tried the Memphis Mafia. If I end up there again I’ll give it a go.

Heavenly Donuts is also in Portland and I prefer them. Or Blue Star.

I 100%’ed Blast Corp on the N64. When it turned out the last level was on [no spoilers!] I was so happy I had forced my way through the hard dump truck levels. It also has tons of little secrets hiding in the levels.

Voodoo Doughnut started in Portland and are waaaay overrated. The actual donuts aren’t very good, but they make them look awesome by putting cereal, powdered drink mix, or other odd things on top. They’re weird, but not really tasty.

It’s pandering. All the way down. But done wrong.

Munchos are a freaking treasure. Nothing hits quite like them on a road trip.

I tried the churro and pretzel last weekend.

The churro was great, with a chew on the inside and a crispiness on the outside that was tons better than Costco’s old churros.

But the pretzel needs work. The ends were rock hard (when I bit into one, my daughter thought my tooth had broken because the crunch was so loud)…

Mine too. Jersey Mike’s tastes awesome, but the bread is always damp from the oil and vinegar.

Jimmy Johns’ turkey (the actual meat) tastes like fowl. Like old dark meat turkey that has been sitting too long. It isn’t great.

Way to avoid my point. I thought I made it simple, but I’ll try again:

Why intentionally offend a segment of your audience when there’s no need to?

Why do you only offend religious Christians and not other religious people?

Why do you get so mad when someone offends a person of color, a member of the LGBTQIA+ community,…

Just an FYI - when you are reviewing something like marinara sauce and you randomly throw in “Jesus Christ” as an expletive, you are being offensive to a wide swath of your readers. You are literally mocking the God we worship.

Try using “F@#ing Muhammed!” or “Buddha on a stick!” or any other reference to a religious…

I have five kids and this was never an issue. If you raise a kid to be quiet and respectful, both in public and at home, they won’t be a problem in a restaurant. I used to take all five of them to restaurants by myself and they knew the expectations I had and behaved accordingly. I wasn’t violent, mean, or critical of…

I’ll play. “I don’t eat anywhere but Chick-fil-A and Cook Out. Everywhere else is not good enough to overcome having to hear Secular music the entire time. Hard pass.”

See how that sounds? It’s stupid.

LOL. It looked fine when I clicked Publish. Weird. And now I can’t edit it.

Nope. It’s not a recall. A recall involves having to take your vehicle to the manufacturer or dealer to have the problem fixed. This is an over-the-air software update. That’s all it is. But the Leftist media hates Elon Musk so they are framing it this way.

I once had a friend open a can of chili, eat it out of the can with a spoon, then go into my bathroom and have a bloody nose all over the place.

I’m not saying the chili caused the nose bleed, but it definitely stuck in my mind. Gross. (Then he made out with another friend, which was even grosser.)

There are two big problems with Hawaiian fast food: