“Words like “undercarriage” are now common vernacular, not just among pizza makers. The average pizza consumer now judges a pizza by its flop and pays attention to the particular crisp and crunch in a bite of crust. Hell, there’s whole dialogues revolving around the proper brand and style of tomatoes, and what…

A spoon is not a food. How stupid.

Cherry cordials (the ones with a liquid center, not the cream-center ones) are delightful. Fight me.

Why does my comment showing that Hamas is evil and Israel is defending themselves gone? It’s not even in the grays. That’s some fascist shit, Alyssa. Silence the opposition, right?

It really *IS* that hard. One side of the conflict wants to eradicate the other side. Hamas clearly states they want to get rid of all Jews. If Israel is really engaging in genocide, how has the population of Palestinians grown by millions over the last few decades? They really suck at it!

Hamas - who are Palestinians…

Agreed. You can’t talk about the best food moments without mentioning the George Foreman Grill bacon.

I have five kids and as they were growing up we still never managed to finish one of these tubs before the balls got stale and nasty.

It’s just too much.

Sorry, Danny, but Tostito’s are definitely the best. I can eat a bag of them plain, no problem. Putting Late July and Calidad and Santitas above them on your list shows your palate is not calibrated correctly.

Red Lobster no longer removes the tails from the shrimp in their pasta dishes. They say it is to “enhance the flavor” but methinks they are just saving money.

And the last time I got their food I got two kinds of shrimp with one side (it doesn’t come with a salad anymore!) and it was $20. How many shrimp did that…

I loved the game, but it crashed on me a total of six times during my playthrough. At least re-starting was quick and painless.

I wish this was true, but it isn’t. I can’t feed myself and my three kids for under $20 at Taco Bell anymore, even without drinks.

Arby’s has the best value, as long as you get one of their limited time offerings. Last month I could get a french dip and mozzarella sticks for $5.

I try to tip in cash so they recipient doesn’t have to report all of it. But this would make me look like I never tip, thus giving me worse service.

Stupid.

That’s fair enough, but I wouldn’t say it is a majority opinion among the veterans I’ve met. In fact, my son-in-law served in the Marines and seems quite grateful when people recognize his service.

I love cheese curds, but Arby’s mozzarella sticks are pretty stinking fantastic. Even cold.

I took it from this line: “However, if the goal is to minimize a source of dining room disruption, why not ask patrons to leave rather than waiting until the end of the meal to enact a surcharge?”

Now that you responded, I see that this sentence can be understood two different ways. The first way is the way I read it…

Brand Eating has a more extensive list:

My son and his girlfriend wen to Melting Pot recently for a quiet dinner date and the table next to them was filled with preteens singing and dancing and making Tik Tok videos. When he complained, the manager offered him two free drinks the next time he visits. What a joke.

This. Marnie’s rhetorical questions are inane. The owners don’t know which parents are bad, thus kicking out *all* parents without serving them is a bad solution. This punishes only the ones who have issues.

I have five kids and taught them to behave in restaurants, plus I always clean up after them/us. I wouldn’t have…

I’ve had Popeyes. And Chick-fil-A is definitely better.