This movie was great, but I still think “Brick” is his best work.

You’re absolutely right. “Cultural Appropriation” isn’t a real issue. It’s a stupid thing to whine about to garner sympathy.

Want proof? The Root is posting this *on the internet*. Most people agree that Vinton Cer and Bob Kahn, two white guys, invented the internet, so by posting an article online, they are…

Latinx.

Oh. Okay. I’ll just “get better paper bags.” Because I own a grocery store and a paper mill, so that’s a valid option. Why didn’t I think of that?

The U.S. has a lot of plastic waste, yes, but most of it goes in landfills. But thanks for arguing...?

It’s all crap. I can go to one Walmart near me and pay 5 cents for thick plastic bags. I can go to a speciality store like Uwajimaya and they charge 25 cents for each bag. Or I can go down the road to a different Walmart where plastic is against the law and paper bags are 5 cents each.

Guess which one I choose most…

I’ve had Walmart’s self-checkout tell me “It looks like you missed an item!” when I hadn’t, but my hands had been out of camera range. Clearly it has some sophisticated A.I. helping it out. Which is fine for curbing shoplifting.

Microtransactions would go away if stupid people stopped paying for them. I don’t buy them. Join me in my effort!!!

Ghosts of Tsushima was fantastic and the characters were great. It had plenty of heart and emotion. I don’t know what game you played...

The answer is something I read in a book once: “Praise with faint damn.”

I had a problem with a restaurant that sells chicken wings recently. I made it clear that I love their food and will continue to eat there, but this specific visit was disappointing. They sent me a gift card to cover the entire meal. Why? Because…

What a crock. Stealing is stealing. There are plenty of resources for hungry people with genuine needs for food.

How to tell if chicken is white meat or not: if the bigger pieces have un-chewable bits (like the orange chicken at Panda Express) it definitely isn’t white meat. Every time I get orange chicken for my kids (they love it) they eat all the smaller pieces and ignore the big chewy ones.

Caveat: chicken tenders are white…

It’s true that Hi-Chews are ubiquitous now, but they’re not really the same. I imported a variety of Hi-Chew flavors from Japan via Amazon and the difference in taste and texture is pretty clear.

I just watched it. Don’t be like me. I will never un-see what I saw, and it is not worth seeing.

I ordered three of the sandwiches Sunday night for my kids to try. The app said it would take 40-45 minutes, and my order was at 7:22 p.m., so I showed up at 8:00.

The place was packed and they asked my name, then said “It will be about an hour.”

“Um, it’s been almost an hour already,” I said. “It’s 8:09 now.” The…

I couldn’t get past “Chaco Tacos.”

It’s weird, and a bit stalkerish, that you follow me even in the grays on these sites. I guess you like me! Thanks!

Snack-Mmm’s win every time. They aren’t as crisp as a full-sized pickle, but they taste great and can be eaten by the handful.

One day, while doing laundry, I inhaled while taking a load out and a tiny piece of paper (likely hidden in a pants pocket before the wash cycle) jumped straight down my throat. I coughed for at least 15 minutes and was afraid I would need an ambulance.

I aspirated on a piece of paper mixed in with my underwear. And…

I’m happy Gina Carano still gets roles.

The texture is definitely the issue for me. The seeds. The little bits of peel that curl off and turn into pokey sticks. The wet gloppiness of the inside.

It’s disgusting.