I HATE that their app doesn’t show prices until checkout. I’m sure it is done so they don’t have to personalize the app for each region, but it is a huge pain in the butt when trying to use a coupon or order for all of my kids without spending too much.

Also: you should have gotten a cream slush. That’s their best…

I can’t believe people actually thought that was a lid. Why would it have a lid? That just adds to the cost. And who puts a lid on their trick-or-treat bucket?

It’s clearly a “flat” piece of plastic stuck to the handle. Or that was clear to me, anyway.

Someone should have spanked these brats when they were little.

My girls were ecstatic last year to receive Ramen noodles from one house.

The Taco Bell closest to my place costs about 20% more than other Taco Bells in the area. They’re right off the interstate, so they probably use that to jack up the prices.

The $5 Cravings box? It’s $6.19 at this location. No lie.

Don’t shop at Target then. They’re all about proselytizing a progressive agenda.

Oh. You probably only hate *Christian* proselytizing. Sorry.

I tried the garlic parmesan sandwich first and it was amazing. I went for the cajun rub the second time and it wasn’t quite as good. I still want to try four or five of the other flavors, though.

Not only is the sandwich great, but the price point isn’t ridiculous like other places (*cough* $12 for just a sandwich that…

In the Portland metro, the best are at Bauman’s Farm Harvest Festival in Gervais, south of Portland. They’re amazing.

When I worked at Subway in college - way back in 1996 - the chicken breast was an actual piece of breast meat. It was tasty and I used to make sandwiches for myself each shift using it with barbecue sauce and pickles. (Subway only had two kinds of bread, one kind of cheese, and three sauces back then.)

They switched to…

You’re absolutely right. “Cultural Appropriation” isn’t a real issue. It’s a stupid thing to whine about to garner sympathy.

Want proof? The Root is posting this *on the internet*. Most people agree that Vinton Cer and Bob Kahn, two white guys, invented the internet, so by posting an article online, they are…

Latinx.

Oh. Okay. I’ll just “get better paper bags.” Because I own a grocery store and a paper mill, so that’s a valid option. Why didn’t I think of that?

The U.S. has a lot of plastic waste, yes, but most of it goes in landfills. But thanks for arguing...?

It’s all crap. I can go to one Walmart near me and pay 5 cents for thick plastic bags. I can go to a speciality store like Uwajimaya and they charge 25 cents for each bag. Or I can go down the road to a different Walmart where plastic is against the law and paper bags are 5 cents each.

Guess which one I choose most…

I’ve had Walmart’s self-checkout tell me “It looks like you missed an item!” when I hadn’t, but my hands had been out of camera range. Clearly it has some sophisticated A.I. helping it out. Which is fine for curbing shoplifting.

Microtransactions would go away if stupid people stopped paying for them. I don’t buy them. Join me in my effort!!!

Ghosts of Tsushima was fantastic and the characters were great. It had plenty of heart and emotion. I don’t know what game you played...

The answer is something I read in a book once: “Praise with faint damn.”

I had a problem with a restaurant that sells chicken wings recently. I made it clear that I love their food and will continue to eat there, but this specific visit was disappointing. They sent me a gift card to cover the entire meal. Why? Because…

What a crock. Stealing is stealing. There are plenty of resources for hungry people with genuine needs for food.

How to tell if chicken is white meat or not: if the bigger pieces have un-chewable bits (like the orange chicken at Panda Express) it definitely isn’t white meat. Every time I get orange chicken for my kids (they love it) they eat all the smaller pieces and ignore the big chewy ones.

Caveat: chicken tenders are white…

It’s true that Hi-Chews are ubiquitous now, but they’re not really the same. I imported a variety of Hi-Chew flavors from Japan via Amazon and the difference in taste and texture is pretty clear.